middle aged spread,, see the full horror photos

middle aged spread 

 now   whats that all about,,and while were on the matter strange how women have imposed lots different terminology to deride their attributes an appearance, for example mutton dressed as lamb ,, is that not the most cutting comment ever,, over the hill,, cougar, i have had this one levelled at me as my husband is 10 years younger which apparently makes you fair game for those comments,, that comment suggests your out cruising hunting down young men to sin your teeth into and devour, and i would not deny i have devoured a young man or two in my time, I however DID NOT  hunt them down,,, quite the opposite , but thats another blog,,,

yes i found myself describing a woman as a desperate on the pull 40 something divorcee,, gasp how awefull   we bag eachother like there is no tomorrow,, so why dont men use such colourful descriptive put downs,, the only thing i could come up with was they dont give a shit how they look, but i imagine there is some kudos in what their woman looks like,,i dunno do men talk about that or is it a big poo poo to mention another mans wife,, the mysteries of the universe unravel before us,, or dont as the case may be

so back to cutting comments ok which is worse,,,, oh whens the baby due,, answer it isnt im a fat bastard.. or are these your grandchildren,, answer no my children,, not sure whats a bigger insult fat or old,, or is there a comment thats worse and covers both !!!!

so moving on im 45 this year half way in life,, gasp hope the next 45 are bit easier and i can find inner peace,, i think i do spend an inordinate time analysing the hell out of everything,, i want to be forgiving accepting and non critical,, oh and less weird,, i think im getting weirder with age and more and more like an awkward teenager as days go by,, i was cycling to my tennis lesson listening to metalica on my i pod sing ing out loud, ran over a bottle it popped of to the side and hit a car,, ahha i said out loud what a rebel,, unfortunately rebel without a clue,, ho humm off to -the supermarket with the kids,,, rock and roll ~~~~